6.20pm and still waiting. Didn’t realise that daytime TV was quite so bad. Had a text from the Boss calling me a skiver and saying I could have done a days’ work. Should introduce him to the Unfeeling One.
I would like to report that the suspense is killing me but it achieved that at about 3.30pm. I must be last on the list: hope he doesn’t got too bored by the time I appear on the table in front of him. Kneedyman.